WHEN THE DIRECTOR SAYS "THIS WILL ONLY TAKE FIVE...
WHEN I TRY EXPLAINING WHAT I DO TO SOMEONE
whatshouldwecallstagemanagement: Props are missing: Then the set starts crumbling. Then actors start making their own costumes: Everyone is upset: And then I wake up not knowing what to do with myself:
fizzyginger: If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
ericandy: during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’” halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes she marked it as correct
Mum: Calm down, it's just a TV show. The characters are fictional.
Me: BUT MY PAIN IS REAL
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lolsofunny: MY LIFE JUST CHANGED YOU GUYS ^ No shit, I was checking my watch just while scrolling through this long-ass post. via lolsofunny=)
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body: Lol time for itches.
Person I like: Hey
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to...
heyfunniest: THIS BLOG. THIS!
What you said: I'm from Australia
What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the Barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.